friends?

I have friends, I have quite a few. But it's spring break, most of my friends are going on fun and exciting adventures.
So I feel completely alone.
And, sadly, Sam is probably about a zillion times more social than I am considering that I'm completely content to sit at home all day with my sisters and do nothing in particular.

Seriously, it's the first day of spring break. I sat home with my grandmother and my sisters came over to visit. We went to McDonald's, cleaned, played in the yard, and I watched the entire first season of Gossip Girl in two days.
Am I really that pathetic?
Tomorrow I'm going on a date with my boyfriend and our friend Trevor and his girlfriend. I don't even like Trevor. I mean, I don't like him at all. I tolerate him because he's autistic and my boyfriend and Hannah's friend. But I cannot stand him. I hate being around him for more than twenty minutes and I'm pretty sure that Sam will be the only thing to keep me sane. I haven't even met his girlfriend for more than five seconds. Apparently she never eats, but she's got these curves like whoa. I don't understand it. Anyways...

I love and hate dating a really inexperienced guy. On the one hand, he has a soul (as a person not because he's inexperienced), so he wants to move slow. Which I respect, because he's a good guy and he actually cares about this kind of stuff. On the other hand I want some serious hardcore action. Kisses are amazing. I want the kisses to lead somewhere. They don't have to go all the way. I'm a virgin, I'm not ready to loose that this early in a relationship. But I mean, I want some third base action and I want it soon. I can't really just go up to him and be like "You, me, this couch/bed/car/whatever right now." Because he's not ready and I need to respect that, but it just suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.
Completely unfair.
He cannot be all argumentative and frustrating and cute and funny and sweet and infuriating and just make me want him so badly and then not let me go anywhere with it.
There has got to be some kind of law against this.

Ha, I'm turning into the female version of the sexist male pigs I hate. Oh, gotta love that! My hormones are deffinately raging and I'm totally ready for him to take advantage of that. THAT'S WHAT BEING A TEENAGER IS ABOUT!!!