Okay, so I think I have this down to a science. There are pretty much 5 personality types: Brain, Quiet Girl, Popular Nice, Popular Mean, and Party Girl.
Brain: She's the one who always raises her hand in class, is obnoxious about knowing every answer, and you just generally want to smack. She makes everyone else feel completely moronic and has no kind of social skills. I'm not saying the others aren't smart, she's just annoying about it and voted most likely to succeed with a 5.0, a zillion volunteer hours in every field, all the right extracurriculars, etc. She hangs out with other Brains and Quiet Girls. Maybe A Party Girl that she's known for forever.
Quiet Girl: She's the one who's all artsy, sitting in the back reading or drawing or writing. Nobody really notices her until she's publishing a book or the director of a movie. She hangs out with other Quiet Girls and Party Girls if she hangs out with anyone in school.
Popular Nice: She's that beautiful girl all the boys wanna tap and all the girls wish they could hate, and her niceness actually makes her approachable. She's the one who would help you pick up your books if you fell down the stairs, the one who slides you a tampon in the girl's bathroom when you realize you're out and compliments your outfit when you look like you're having a bad day. She's so well loved that she's super popular. Hangs out with everybody her best friend is most likely to be a Popular Mean Girl.
Popular Mean: Queen Bitch. She's the one who is a pretty bitch and knows exactly what biting comment to say to make you shut up. Everyone hates her, but everyone wants to be her and tap that, so she gets to get away with murder. Her old on the teachers helps quite a bit. She hangs out with The General Popular Crowd.
Party Girl: You know who I'm talking about, she knows where to get the good weed, how to get booze underage, where to get the fake ID, and exactly what party is when. Nobody really likes her because she gets drunk a lot and sleeps around, but everybody puts up with her because of her insane ability to make even the dullest get together a raging drunk fest with loud ass music and lots of dancing and sex and drugs of any type. She hangs out with everyone but the Brains.
I'm a Nice Popular. I used to be a Popular Mean/Party Girl. All high school girl interactions are based off of this. There are subcategories of course, but these are the basics.
No comments:
Post a Comment